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(Knowledge naturally builds up at the School.)
(Masterpieces (?) fill up the room...)
Back then, that was the lifestyle.
(Suddenly asks for a handshake)
Let's be nice to each other today.
(Family peace once again)
Why is he suddenly saying that?
(Just then psycho arrives at school!)
(All-back hair psycho)
It's summer!
(Stealing attention)
You're becoming more Japanese.
He really looks like a Japanese high school student.
Doesn't he look like a student from a Japanese movie?
I feel like we're in Osaka because of him.
It's because "Ask Us Anything" is becoming global.
(Using the chance to show Japanese talent)
Why isn't Ho-dong coming?
Since he's not here, it's calm, and each of us gets to say something.
(Ho-dong's right-hand is in foul mood)
(Ho-dong enters!)
Fly, Kang Ho-dong. Soar.
Hallyu star.
Hey, did you guys search up "Ask Us Anything?"
-I did. -You did?
Ninety percent of anything related to "Ask Us Anything" is about "Ssamja."
Fans are amazing!
Shy, shy, shy
(Hodong disgusted by "Ssamja's" cuteness)
(Advanced mutiny occurs!)
("This is legendary." "I literally rolled on the floor while laughing.")
(Advanced chicken feet kick!)
("Chicken legend." "Never saw a chicken fight like that before." )
(Became number one on the search engine!)
What was so great about that?
I thought you were funnier.
It was funny!
Who?
(Me)
He said he was funny!
Kyung-hoon is monitoring, too.
You said you don't watch it.
I did see some of it because people said they replayed it couple times.
I never saw Kyung-hoon have so many ideas before.
Would he have thought of all this by himself?
His company did it for him.
You're right.
These ideas can never come from his own head.
(Company brain is fully operating)
(That's how it resulted in splendid achievement )
He gets advanced information?
I'm not that elaborate.
-I'm not that elaborate. -Aren't there only quiet singers in your company?
We have Brown Eyed Soul who are only active once a
year, but they're going to take a break this year.
(See you in 2017!)
That's why I have to work hard.
Tell them to come out on our show.
Would they come when they said they're on a break this year?
You're the only one in your company who does variety shows, right?
I have to work hard.
I have a lot of things to say when it comes to responsibility.
Why isn't the transfer student coming? She can't come in.
She can't come in because of you.
She has to come. I heard she's unique.
Transfer student, please come in!
That sounds funny.
(Who is today's transfer student?)
-Come in, transfer student! -We waited a long time.
(Empresss of dramas, Jeon So-min)
Wow!
She's pretty!
Hi!
I'm not Jeon No-min.
I'm not Jung So-min.
(Allergic to pure souls)
I'm not Jeon So-mi.
I'm Jeon So-min.
Everyone laugh!
-It's nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-Jeon So-min. -I know you.
"Tomorrow's Victory!"
-Did you watch it? -I did.
-I watched "Aurora" -You wake up early.
Yeong-cheol, you must wake up early.
You were the one whom I watched on television from 7:30 to 8:00 p.m.
-Right? At night? -Yes, sir!
Yes!
-Talk informally. -I want to, but it's so hard.
- You guys are like my dad. -Your dad?
Hey, you're not that young.
I'm the youngest here.
Are you younger than Kyung-hoon and me?
Jang-hoon, she's born in the year of the tiger, like us.
Wait, the ones born in the year of the tiger are like this?
Then I can't become well-off.
Why?
They're born in the year of the tiger, and Young-cheol isn't funny.
Oh, so she's saying it won't be fun because she's connected to you.
You're saying I'm not well-off because I'm born in the year of the tiger?
Yes.
Hey, aren't I well-off?
Hey, aren't I well-off for someone this age, too?
Hey, aren't I well off if I came this far in basketball?
He talks about basketball as much as Ho-dong talks about wrestling.
(Can't deny it)
Jeon So-min.
-What is that? -Thirty-one years old.
Her blood type is AB.
You're blood type AB? So am I!
-Oh, really? -You live in Goyang-si?
Goyang-si.
Goyang-si Deogyang-gu.
No. The rest is a secret.
-Goyang-si. Ilsan. -Oh, so she's thirty-one and has AB blood type.
Why are Ho-dong's clothes different?
-He's the class president. -Oh, he is?
You have to date him.
(Forced dating...)
The transfer students must date Kim. Kyung-hoon, get up. She's his partner.
So-min, I like you. Do you like me?
No.
-Are you good at drinking? -I like drinking.
You have to drink soju at lunchtime.
(Flinch)
Mixed liquor?
How can you drink at school?
You drank last time.
(Believe it or not ^^)
You went to the same elementary school as Super Junior's Eun-hyuk.
Yes.
You know a lot!
-We were in same class. -You were?
We were in the same class, and when it was field day,
we danced together, but I was invisible.
So you were kind of that school's Kim Yeong-cheol.
Yes.
(Past and present invisible people meet)
You were Roo'ra?
Yeah, during field day, I danced with Eun-hyuk.
Roo'ra's dance?
(Ears perked up)
Which song?
-"3!4!" -"3!4?"
-Show us then! -You must be good at dancing. Show us.
Yeah.
-Show you? -Yeah.
-Sang-min, let's do it together. -Yeah, don't make her feel awkward.
Oh! They really have it!
-Let's do it together! -She wants you to do it with her.
(Very excited men)
It's like this!
(So-min remembers the choreography!)
(Kind of remembers but doesn't)
Oh, that's right!
(The tug-o-war dance is out!)
(The TV mania who memorized the choreography)
Go forward!
(Explosion of excitement)
Everyone together! 3! 4!
3!4!
(Backdancers who make it perfect)
(Laughing)
(Impersonating rapper Sang-min)
That was my part.
(The amazing power of these three people's memories)
(Me, you, all of us)
This is important! You know, right?
(Continuation of robbery of parts)
(Entranced TV mania)
(Convulse with laughter)
-Get down! Get down! -Hurry up and get down!
(Choo-choo train dance)
(Got his solo parts stolen and became invisible)
(Bravo~!)
She's good at dancing!
My body remembered it.
Chae Ri-na's hairstyle and her shirt in the music video were totally popular.
Sang-min was really cool when he did this.
From what I remember, he went down like this.
Then didn't he do something like this?
Yeah, I did.
There was such a thing?
Sang-min is happy.
I went down like this and then...
(Squeak, squeak)
When you were younger, you were more active than this.
You have good memory, Sang-min.
Who cares if he has a good memory? Hee-chul stole the spotlight.
(TV mania who stole their attention)
That was mine.
I think it's a good thing you became an actress.
You're not born with dancing skills.
-It's a practiced dance. -Yeah.
You're not very good at dancing, are you?
No, I used to be very good at dancing, but my body is not like before.
I know what you're good at! You write poems, don't you?
Yes, I do!
-Your hobby is writing poems, right? -Yes.
The truth is, I wrote one.
-Today, too? -Of course.
There's a guy that I've always been interested in.
-Here? -Yes.
(Counting his chickens before they hatch)
-He's in your heart? -Yes.
(The giant who appears restless)
Quiet! Seo Jang-hoon is in serious mode!
(Busted)
I'm really burdened because the probability is
60-70% now. Honestly, I'm getting tired of it.
Is Jang-hoon that popular?
-Is he popular? -He's really popular.
Whenever we asked someone, 60-70% of the time, it was me.
That's a poem just for him, right?
Wow, you prepared it well. Is that your own poem?
You can tell So-min is romantic because she took it from her stomach
rather than her backpack. That means he's already in her heart.
If you touch it, you can feel the warmth.
I'm so curious. Will he know it's him if he hears the poem?
Yes, but wouldn't everyone know it's him?
(Full blown anticipation)
(Serious by himself)
Analyze it well. It could be hard.
It's becoming very burdensome now.
"A Prince who is as fair as snow takes a bite of the apple that the beast gave him."
"Then it got stuck in his throat."
"However the Snow Prince sang."
The piece of apple that got stuck vibrates and echoes.
Gosh, it's Min Kyung-hoon.
"It becomes a thorn."
(Dimples appear)
This is the most boring code!
It's fun! It's fun!
It's so fun!
(Denies reality)
You appeared in the beginning, so you're out!
-Oh, really? -You just appear in the beginning, and as the poem
continues, the protagonist will be the stationmaster who leaves on a train.
Jang-hoon was smiling for a moment.
In the middle, you said "Gulli..." so he thought
you were going to say Gulliver Seo Jang-hoon.
(Angry Gulliver)
Two of them came out: Gulli and Thorn.
"The Prince cries."
"It was a song he had sang many times before,
but he can't remember the lyrics."
"Where did it start to go wrong?"
"The Prince's ears suddenly became hot."
"What a coward."
(Very much pleased)
Coward! Coward!
Coward!
-This was a bit...-No, it was good.
It's really boring for someone to pick Min Kyung-hoon or Kim Hee-chul.
Thank you.
-Kyung-hoon. -Yeah?
-Reply to her. -Reply?
Sing "Don't Know Man."
You know the song that makes those fierce sounds like this.
How? Which one?
Your song that makes that fierce sound like this.
-I'll sing for you. -Something that makes that sound.
-Since you mentioned coward...-Thorn! Thorn!
Thorn! Thorn!
You can't remember the lyrics again?
I'm thinking right now.
- "Your memory..." (His dad is trying to help him remember)
(Psycho sings it before him)
(Ticked off)
(Perfect impersonation)
Yeah! That one!
Stop it.
(Raw voice)
(The fan is embarrassed)
(His face is about to explode)
(Vocal cords are fully operating)
Where did your vibrations go?
-It's morning. -Oh, you can't do it in the morning?
-Huh? -Why is it different from the source?
She said it's different from the source.
I sang this a while ago.
I seem more like Kyung-hoon, don't I?
(Excellent impersonator appeared)
You should lip sync.
I'll sing "Coward" for you.
No, you should lip sync while he sings for you.
But I don't sing like that!
Just do it! It's funny!
There must be something he imagined.
-Hee-chul will sing, and you can lip sync. -Okay, fine.
My goodness!
Ho-dong must have had a skit in mind.
Then you do whatever you want.
(Doing his best)
It's the same!
(Collaboration of original singer and voice-mimicking person)
(Automatically clapping...)
Hee-chul, you seem more like Kyung-hoon.
-I do, huh? -Yeah.
You must be busy, so why did you transfer here?
-Me? -You're not in a drama lately.
I need to make money.
You came to make money?
(Yes, yes. You must make money.)
You came to school to make money?
You came for the scholarship?
I couldn't sleep last night before I transferred here.
-Why? -It's my first time at an all boys' school.
We're not an all boys' school.
-It's a co-ed school. -We're a co-ed school with no girls.
(The strong power to send all girls away)
You were nervous about transferring here?
Yeah. I have no opportunities to meet guys.
You're lying.
-You don't have a boyfriend right now? -Nope.
I don't have a boyfriend!
Is that something to get mad at me about?
What is love?
-Love? -Can't we talk about love?
Love is my ribs?
(What does that mean?)
There's no such thing as love.
"No one dares comment but just laughs..."
No, there is. I'm going to find true love.
What kind of guys do you like?
I like a sweet and sensible guy who is loyal...
and talented.
We're loyal and talented, but no one here is sweet and sensible.
I can be kind of sweet...
Oh, you must like her then!
No, I'm just explaining myself to her.
What's your ideal type, Kyung-hoon?
-You're exactly my ideal type. -Oh, really?
You're coming on way too strong today!
(Smile ^^)
You're so different from last week.
-Are you two...? -By any chance, are you two...?
By any chance, are you and So-min...?
(Encouraging hand)
(Scowling)
Are So-min and Kyung-hoon...?
(Shaking)
(Gulliver's ver. of "Neh neh neh neh neh~"
(The protagonist who is copying him)
(A father's passion for cheering for his son's love)
Then we just have to date now? Is today our first day?
Wow! You're assertive!
-Kyung-hoon, tell us! -Answer!
-Come over here. -Oh, really?
-Come sit next to me. -Okay!
Then this is really your first day together?
Yes, it is!
Is it okay if I have a past?
-You have a past? -Are you a criminal?
(That's impossible...)
As long as you're not a criminal...
-What kind of past do you have? -Are you married?
-Did you get married? -No, I didn't.
-Then what is it? -What's your past?
Your ex boyfriend!
You call that a past? There are divorced people here!
(You dare discuss your past in front of us two?)
(Sudden anger)
You should've sprayed it at him!
(Angry drinking)
-You shouldn't say it like that. -Yeong-cheol, I'm sorry.
-A while ago, you suddenly mentioned my boyfriend, and I got mad. Sorry. -So what?
We're living in the 21st century.
So-min! Since you like poems, I'll tell you a poem.
"Love and break-ups are the most beautiful crimes."
-Do you think so? -They're beautiful!
There he goes again.
He said they're the most beautiful crimes.
I've committed 13 crimes.
That's a bit too much...
-Are you serious? -No.
Now you're the 14th one.
(Just thinking about it makes him happy)
From the way I see it, So-min fell in love and bravely told people about it.
But she expresses that as a "past."
That's so upsetting.
The people in this world have no interest in your love.
-That's right. -That's why you don't have to worry.
Why are you crying, Ho-dong?
Just the way you expressed it as your past makes me feel sad.
A lover.
I'm a lover, too. I'm looking for love right now.
We all live for love. You don't have to lose heart.
Do you have menopause? Why are you like this?
(Over-secretion of sensitivity)
A person...
-You need to be sincere. -He's cool.
Talk about those things at home then!
You don't even say any of those things to your wife!
Talk about those things on "Cook Representative!"
There's nothing I can say on that show!
What could I say when Kim Sung-joo and Ahn Jung-hwan are there?
Then what do you want us to do about it?
Ho-dong, tell me. What is love?
-Huh? -What is love? Tell me.
Love is hard!
It's hard because it's love!
What is that supposed to mean?
You're just all talk.
(Caught)
I don't think you guys have any questions to ask me.
We don't. It's all done.
You don't right? But I'll still tell you.
I'll give you questions about me, so answer them.
What am I most afraid of?
What are you scared of? Kim Gun-mo.
(Pathetic...)
You're afraid of men!
Wrong!
Why would I be afraid of men? I like them.
Bugs!
-Close! -A human that's like a bug!
Wrong!
-Cockroaches! -Wrong.
-Larva! -Wrong.
-Butterfly. -Wrong.
Mosquito.
Oh, wait! Sang-min, what did you say?
He said mosquito. I'm his attorney, and he said mosquito.
Mosquito!
Bingo! You're so good at answering them! Gosh!
You're scared of mosquitoes?
Yes. I don't like long things that have many legs.
Wow! Then you must hate Jang-hoon!
(Is that a compliment or insult...)
-Jang-hoon and Kyung-hoon kind of look like mosquitoes. -They look like mosquitoes?
Me and Kyung-hoon?
Maybe it's because your lips are small and sharp?
Doesn't Yeong-cheol have sharper lips?
-I'm a cucumber. -Doesn't he resemble cucumbers more?
Not cucumbers but pickled cucumbers.
Really? Thank you! I look like a pickled cucumber!
-Cucumbers are fresh...but pickled cucumbers are shriveled up. -Yeah, like this.
So-min has really pale skin.
Yes, but I went on a trip and got a little tan.
-You got a tan? -That's being tan?
Who did she go on a trip with?
(Burst into laughter)
Please speak loudly!
Sang-min, what did you say?
We can't hear you at all.
I can hear him well, but if I laugh by myself, I'll look crazy.
(Why can't you ask her who she went on a trip with?!)
His voice tone was like this, "Who did she go on a trip with?"
(Shy guy who can't speak loudly yet)
- I went with my female friends. - He's getting ready.
-I'll give you the next question. -Okay.
What is my favorite book these days?
-Is it a Korean book? -Or a foreign one?
-I think it's foreign. -A foreign book?
Bible!
Wrong.
-Buddhist texts! -Wrong.
Comic book!
You're right, but tell me the title.
It's a comic book?
I got it right! It's amazing!
I know! "Love Live!" Nico!
-I don't know that. -Is your nose (nico) really your nose?
It's my nose!
(What the heck is that?)
That's the most popular thing these days!
(The source of psycho Hee-chul's jokes)
It's what plastic surgeons love to do the most! Is your nose..."Nico Nico Ni?"
"Nico Nico Ni?"
(Medicine for bad jokes is hitting!)
Mom, I got a birthday present today!
But Hee-chul, is that really your nose?
"Naeco (my nose) Naeco Ji!"
I don't think it is.
He really seems to have gone crazy!
Isn't he crazy?
Well, for me...I like men's
-"The Three Kingdoms!" -Wrong.
Oh, it's a book for men? I know!
"Sailor moon!"
Wrong! That's not it.
"Volleyball King Tongkey!"
-Would I read something so childish? Wrong. - Isn't that a TV show?
Why not?
Why? That's a sad book! His dad stepped on a line and died.
-It's not a comic book. -Really?
It's not a comic book.
Wasn't it made into a comic book?
Sorry, but can you come and go here again?
- Why? - Just come here for a moment.
There was a good scent when she passed by.
What? Why are you doing this?
Brat.
Why are you doing this?
That tickles!
-Hey! He didn't even touch you! -I didn't even touch you.
I told you it's been a while since I've been
around guys! It tickles! Don't come near me!
(Entire body is ticklish)
Run around here so I can smell your scent.
Do you know what this smell is?
Lavender!
(Sniff, sniff)
This is...
(Everyone moves to smell her scent)
I like scents, so I know.
Isn't this the smell of dirt between your toes?
-No! -Hit him.
-Oh, good! Yay! Yes! -It's the smell of toes!
(I can't live because of him)
(Smell my hand, too)
The smell of cigarettes
It smells like my dad's socks.
Smell of socks.
(Unusual constitution where his hands smell like feet)
(Me, too)
(Sniff, sniff)
Ho-dong, you're smelling her like she's some kind of barbeque!
I thought you were trying to eat a leg!
(I want meat)
The question is too hard.
-Give us another hint. -Is it about sports?
It's about sports and drive B!
-I know! -It's ticklish!
I know!
"Prince of Tennis!" It's "Prince of Tennis," right?
You're right! That's the one!
(Kim Hee-chul got it right!)
-What's that? -You were right.
"Prince of Tennis" is where he hits a ball and breaks a planet.
Really?
(No way~)
I'm serious!
(Smashes a ball in one go)
(Dinosaurs become extinct)
(The earth explodes!)
(Tennis is this great...)
In our generation, there was Bulma from Dragon Ball Z.
-Bulma was the sexiest. -Right.
You look like Bulma.
Thanks.
Ho-dong looks like Majin Buu.
Oh, you're right
They really look alike.
And Hee-chul looks like Android 18 or 28.
The one with the black hair.
-You mean number 17. -Yeah, you're Android 17.
You guys look alike. And Kyung-hoon looks like
grown-up Son Go-han from Dragon Ball Z.
(Has no idea what they're talking about)
All right, everyone. That's enough. Ho-dong's in a blank
state of mind. He has no idea what we're talking about.
"Baby Car Buzz Buzz."
That's right! He smelled flowers.
And the Ho-Ho Lady.
(TV mania that knows comic soundtracks)
What doesn't Hee-chul know?
-Things like studying. -Studying.
So when there are common sense questions, he stays quiet.
At that time, he dreamt while watching TV,
and he became more well-off than his dreams.
He must be nervous when things are working out.
Next question.
He's a real TV mania.
What am I good at getting?
I know. Guys' phone numbers.
Wrong.
Coins.
-Getting coins. -Something I did well in school.
Get erasers.
Wrong. I can't hit Kyung-hoon.
Braiding hair!
What a bunch of crap.
Don't you think you're going too far?
-Slap-match! -Poker.
Flipping coins.
Wrong. It's kind of like gambling.
Gambling?
-Blackjack. -Gambling?
(Automatic self-reflection)
If you get a lot of these, you become the symbol of wealth.
Slap-match.
It's similar to that.
Origami!
It was kind of similar.
Getting origami paper.
You got it, right, Kyung-hoon!
What is that?
(What kind of game is that?)
(How can you not know that!)
-You never tried it before? - No.
You pile up the origami paper on your desk and then blow on them.
You get the amount that you were able to flip over.
Let's try it.
Let's do it.
Soo-geun can play this because we're not dealing with real money, right?
There are no problems.
It's all right.
The loser will be slapped in the face with the plastic hammer.
Just use your hand.
(Already immune to tolerable slapping)
Use your fist.
(Officially starting the flipping of origami paper!)
He'll be good at it.
Isn't it an advantage to go first?
(Min Kyung-hoon starts!)
(Cautious)
(Blows with all his might)
- They won't flip over because there are a lot. - Take them.
(Min Kyung-hoon 13 sheets)
(Come here)
(Mouth wind simulation)
I think you'll flip over about 22 sheets.
-You can feel the power? -I can feel it.
Watch his amazing power.
(Loading) - What if flips all of them over?
I wish all of them just went into his mouth.
It'd be funny if he ate them.
(Mmmmmm)
(Blows!)
(A clean flip!)
(Proud~!)
-I did well, huh? -You were cute.
I got 20 sheets.
Good job.
(Flap, flap)
The things that fell on the floor are out.
(Kim Hee-chul succeeds 12 sheets!)
-Get out. -You need to do it stronger.
(Jang-hoon couldn't even flip one)
(As expected, Sang-min got 0)
I think he'll be good at it.
His lips are already out. The wind will go out there.
(Blows)
(Yeong-cheol is last with -1 sheets!)
Yeong-cheol is last.
I am?
It's not "Um-pa."
It's "pok."
"Pok?"
Because if you do "pa," the wind spreads out.
You're right.
If you do "pok..." See, the papers are already about to flip.
It's not "um."
And you have to do it from the bottom. "Pok!"
"Pok!" "Pok!" It'll go up like this then.
I'll show you.
(Pok)
(Sucess in flipping!)
(Unbelievable)
(Can't believe their eyes)
(Surprising "pok" technique!)
(Shocked into silence!)
You can't beat him in such games.
It's been a while since you played something like this, huh?
Look at the thickness. I got all this. I'll start counting. One, two...
(Amazed by his ability!) - How long has it been Soo-geun?
I never won anything.
Soo-geun, call ahead!
Soo-geun, call 1336! (Call 1336 for gambling problems)
Um...pok!
(Realized the wonders of "pok" technique!)
Come here. Watch. I can make you jump, too.
(Ready to flip him over)
One, two.
"Pok."
(Full of resentment)
You're not going to help me out?
All you had to do was this much.
You could've just done this much.
I should've done it.
Were you that lazy?
(Explosion of sorrow)
I was going to do it.
I was shocked after I did it because there was no movement.
-Okay. -Okay, So-min.
Jeon So-min. Okay. Do it.
Let's see how well you do it.
Soo-geun did too well.
-Soo-geun should have gone last. -Hey, let's play against another school.
(Feels the pressure as she blows)
(Can she beat Soo-geun's "um pok?")
(Blows)
(Origami paper scatters everywhere)
-4 sheets. -4 sheets!
She just blew it from the bottom like this.
(Game ended with ugly scores...)
I think I have to get hit.
No, Yeong-cheol has to get hit, but you two should act while doing it.
Wasn't there a scene where you slap someone in "Princess Aurora?"
There was a scene where I slapped someone twice.
(Interested)
Yeong-cheol, say a really rude dialogue.
"Get lost! Who are you to want to be loved by me?"
(Suddenly Ho-dong writes a scenario)
How will I be able to focus?
Of course.
(Disaster drama Take 1)
Hey. Get lost.
Don't you know I like someone else? I set a wedding date already.
-A wedding date? -Yes!
I told you to get lost!
How dare you talk back to me!
(Bombing of two slaps!)
NG!
What do you mean it's a NG? It was good!
You need to have a stronger dialogue! "Hey. I've never loved you once."
Sorry, but do you want to do it?
Sir, I know you're a big star, but you can't say that to the director.
I was trying to practice.
I told you to clean the floor!
But I'm a stylist.
(Assistant director who commands the extras)
If you want to be an actor, you must do your best!
You punk! Get your head on right!
-Quiet! -Quiet!
-I'm sorry. -It's okay.
Stand-by.
(Going into character)
Action!
Get lost.
I've never loved you once-
NG!
I've never loved you once-
NG!
Oh, no! I hit him too fast! I'm sorry!
Isn't the actress not good enough?
She can't do it. He can't do it either.
(Anxious)
(Everyone is putting on their best acting for the skit)
"I've never loved you once."
You keep saying the lines, and she'll keep hitting you.
-Keep doing it? -Just keep saying your lines.
Stand-by.
-Cue. -Yeong-cheol...
Yeong-cheol...
Let's break up.
I said get lost.
I've never loved you once!
How many times do I have to tell you?
(The pioneer of a new disaster drama!)
How many times do I have to tell you to buzz off?
(Actors who wrote a new paradigm for a disaster drama)
-Come by three o'clock tomorrow. -Okay, okay.
-I'l pay you first. -All right.
(Paid with origami paper)
Thank you!
(The successful ending of the disaster drama filming!)
Now it's time for crafts.
Yes, teacher.
You're in a situation where you need to buy a present
for your girlfriend but don't have the money.
So you'll use the materials in front of you and use your creativity to make a present.
What do you want?
A boyfriend.
A boyfriend? Then we'll have to get rid of all of this.
They set up everything, but we don't need it.
Let's have some time to appeal our charms to her.
What should I make?
Jang-hoon, it's okay. I was little Kim Byung-man...no, little Kim Young-man.
(They're picking what they need)
(Full of waste paper!)
(Uh Sang-min...if you do this here)
(Lee Sang-min (age 44) heading out to work diligently)
(Is there a better saying than "you get paid for what you get done?")
(Sang-min is checking how much he'll get paid today)
("Today is a lucky day!")
You're trying to gather all the empty boxes and sell them, huh, Sang-min?
Aren't you selling these?
No.
The tape...
Is there glue?
Director, please let me change to summer clothes now.
(Leader is exposing his problem!)
We're all wearing summer clothes but him.
(Feels like he's in a charcoal kiln)
Please get me summer clothes. I can't breathe.
(Slow, relaxed)
Wow. All Jang-hoon has to do to win is cut that bottle
in half and just put a building key in there.
Wow! So cool!
Oh, can I do that?
We can't win this!
(Mumbling)
(Where did the innocence of love go?)
(Feeling sorry)
Quiet! Sang-min is talking to himself.
(Ended talking to himself!)
For me, it's the thought that counts.
(Understood completely)
What was the best gift you've received from a guy?
I liked it when I got a necklace.
A $300,000 necklace?
No, it was just a gold necklace. When I wore it, I felt a sense of belonging.
It felt like we were connected.
A feeling like "I belong to this man."
You have a very girl-like sensitivity.
But when I sold it after we broke up, I only got $29.
Really?
It was fake?
- Was it gold plated? $29? - I don't know, so I really...
Why did you sell that?
-Because we broke up. -She should forget him.
It was too valuable to just throw away.
What was the worst gift you received from a girlfriend?
What do you hate receiving?
A cross-stitch.
I hate that so much.
Why? It's a heartfelt gift.
I hate it when they make homemade chocolates.
Why do you hate chocolates?
It's because they're shrewd.
If you sincerely love and cherish someone, then
you'd be grateful even if they gave you pebbles.
-Yeah. -Nope.
(Frustrated)
Why would they give you pebbles?
It's meaningful.
Their minds are cyborgs.
They don't have romance or culture.
They're machines.
You can never buy happiness or a person's heart.
-Aren't you happy when you have money? -Yes.
Sang-min, are you happy right now?
Yes.
I'm glad.
Are you making one, too?
-Yes. -Who are you making it for?
-Winner. -For the winner.
(Kyung-hoon is working hard to make something)
(Despair)
Wait.
(Solved)
(Stupid...)
Kyung-hoon, are you making a phone?
I hope you'll mind your own business.
I know what that is.
(Meanwhile "Ssamja's" father is...)
You're not making a crown, are you?
You're making a crown?
No way! Who would make that?
Such a childish thing!
You take care of yourself!
Are you making a watch?
Yes.
How did you know?
Making a watch and a crown is the same thing!
I think I failed.
(Free to make whatever!)
(Time to show your creativity)
(Gritting his teeth and working hard!)
Should I go get a saw?
What is that? Why is it so big? Is it a microwave?
"Is it a microwave?"
(While strange masterpieces are being created)
(Nervous for some reason)
Done!
Okay.
Now explain your artworks and give them to your girlfriend Jeon So-min.
I'll go first.
(Ho-dong goes first)
Look, So-min.
Give me your finger.
What's this?
A ring.
"Lord of the Rings!" Wow! You look like Smeagol!
(Glare)
Oh, it fits! You didn't even measure it.
This is just a paper ring now, but later on, I'll buy you a real diamond ring.
(Wearing it since she got it, but...)
That's shockingly insincere.
(Pricked!)
All he did was crush the paper and attach a bottle cap to it.
That bottle cap was a good idea!
Next.
I'll go. Here.
(Next is Jang-hoon's present!)
Here's your crown.
(Doesn't fit.)
Is this for me?
She really looks like Aurora Princess.
-You need to confess to her. -Since you're Princess Aurora, I put a crown on you.
And those antennas mean that you should go out into the world.
And wish luck to all your future endeavors.
Thanks Jang-hoon.
But, me or Chae-ah? Pick.
Of course it's Chae-ah.
(Gift returned.)
What kind of question is that?
Go away. I don't want it.
This doesn't even fit me.
This is Chae-ah's size.
Really?
It doesn't fit! It's too small.
I guess 'll just give it to Chae-ah.
I'm not going to give this to Chae-ah.
She deserves real jewelry.
Like a gold crown from Shila?
What's this Yeong-cheol?
Open it.
Open?
It's really light.
(Not amused.)
(When box full of secrets was open...)
What's this?
A necklace.
It's so pretty!
It's so ugly.
It's pretty!
It's pretty! They go together!
Isn't it?
That necklace is pretty but this ring isn't?
That's an orange.
And a bracelet.
It's so pretty and shiny!
You should quit being a comedian.
You're good at crafts.
And a watch.
(Set completed with the watch.)
The watch is stopped at 11.
Do you know why?
It's when our show airs.
He's always has most loyalty.
Finally, to show you how I feel,
I wrote a letter.
Really?
Can I read it now?
As you know, I didn't have a lot of money.
So I just wrote how I feel.
It's alright.
Is that watch even waterproof?
No I really like it. It's so pretty!
I really hope you two start dating.
Happy birthday.
I'm sorry it's not much.
But you can look forward to next year.
Happy birthday to you. I love you, So-min.
I love you, Je t'aime.
P.S
This actually is a wedding gift.
Set of a watch, a bracelet and a necklace.
I'll give you real ones next year.
(Is this a proposal?)
(Would you marry me?)
That's so tacky.
Would you marry me?
Oh my gosh! You're so romantic!
Romantic?
(Just for the moment, he's a prince!)
Marry him!
You say all that now,
but you won't actually marry him would you?
No I will!
Can you stay out of our business?
Why would you worry about our future?
I'm worried about you.
As your friend, I'm worried.
But let's register our marriage later.
That's fine.
It's not a bad thing, Yeong-cheol.
Isn't this watch cute?
(Annoyed that he's right.)
It's not a bad thing for you.
You really mean it don't you, Yeong-cheol?
He turned red!
Are you for real? Or 100% acting?
He turned red! Look at his face!
Half?
So-min, I...
I want my girlfriend to be healthy.
So I thought about your health and...
Uh huh.
Got you this electronic cigarette.
Electronic cigarette.
I made it for you.
(My head...)
(Had no idea while helping...)
(Help came back as an electronic cigarette)
Hee-chul! You're the best.
I was wondering what that was.
So-min, look!
It doesn't work!
What's the flavor?
Nicotine. And I got plenty more.
This is coffee, mint and odorless one.
(Impressed.)
So you can be healthy.
Thank you, Hee-chul.
Stay healthy.
It was very thoughtful.
(Not necessary but, very detailed.)
Stay healthy.
I made this very seriously.
Everyone did.
(Comes with an accordion around his neck.)
It's an accordion!
Wow!
I can hear it!
Can you?
(Serenade just for So-min.)
("I Love You" - Lee Soo-geun)
(Great to listen to!)
Wait I have to tune it.
Tuuuuuuneeee.
(Perfect accordion. Tunable even.)
(Fantastic finish.)
It's an accordion.
(Perfect gift. Street musician, Soo-geun)
You can put your electronic cigarette in here.
Use this if you get withdrawals.
Thank you.
This is so cool!
Kyung-hoon can you play this?
You're a singer so you might be able to.
Can you play your song?
Soo-geun said it makes a sound. Try it.
Wow!
(Finished with tempo change.)
Next up, Kyung-hoon.
So-min! I...
Kyung-hoon's present was...
Kyung-hoon, are you making a phone?
Leave my work alone.
(Time to introduce his work.)
(Everyone's somewhat nervous.)
Please.
(It does resemble something...)
(Please, not that.)
(Presentation quit.)
(Doesn't have courage to show his work.)
Let me demonstrate it first.
It has straps.
(Won't explain but, will demonstrate.)
Ho-dong, can you clip me on the back?
Whoa, it clips at the back!
Kyung-hoon, turn around.
(To see him demonstrating...)
You wouldn't be able to tell what that is.
He asked me what my favorite color was.
What's your favorite color, So-min?
Me? Red!
Red?
(Had no idea then...)
Here, I made this for you.
So-min said she likes red.
(Lady GaGa won't wear this style.)
I made it in red.
Kyung-hoon, I have a question.
What's that black stuff?
It's the pupil.
I meant it so that,
you can look at me all the time.
(Walked towards it...then got scared.)
(Kind of style from a famous brand.)
I hope you like it.
(Awestruck.)
He's crazy!
(His dad can't even control him.)
Kyung-hoon is crazy!
(Click.)
It's so racy!
If this goes out, you're done.
(Obtained photographic evidence.)
It's over. You're done.
(Dispatch! Dispatch!)
Did you get it?
Why is it wet here?
Ho-dong can do everything
except send files.
(Took months to know how to take pictures.)
(But didn't learn how to send them.)
I can't just swipe?
Kyung-hoon wrote me a letter.
Dear So-min.
It's been some time since
you've been in my heart.
I'm sorry, this is all I can give.
I want to give you a better gift next time.
Will you give me that chance?
Nope.
Go home try it and think about it.
My mom might be able to.
Can I have it?
I have a South America tour soon.
I want to give this to a fan.
Didn't know Kyung-hoon was like this.
Finally, Sang-min.
(Time to see Sang-min's giant work.)
Sang-min's video art.
Well...
So-min and I
Since I'm bankrupt we can't...
We won't be to able to be alone.
Just the two of us.
I wish I can clap my hands,
to turn on the lights and merry-go-round.
Just like in movies.
But, since I can't...
I made a movie theater. Just for us.
How?
It was a movie theater?
Come and lie down here.
Lie down?
Like this?
Don't lie down anywhere, So-min!
(Large shadow engulfs So-min's face!)
(Theater opens!)
(Everyone comes forward)
(After So-min's reaction.)
(Movie-starts)
How is it?
(How will the inside look?)
We'll be happy together So-min.
I love you.
Thank you.
(Sang-min jumps in!)
(Gold class cinema, for two, complete.)
(Theater just for two of them.)
(Jealous.)
This is going to win.
(Applause.)
Can you do it standing up?
(After a successful time alone.)
I highly suggest two people try this.
It's awesome. Love blossoms!
(Heart still pounding.)
You have to hold hands.
(Hee-chul, Kyung-hoon tries.)
(They lay side by side.)
Sang-min left me a message.
(Holding hands!)
It was very romantic.
(Alone in a dark place.)
(Love is blossoming!)
(Things are heating up.)
What are they doing?
(Shadow approaches.)
(Enough. Here comes the water!)
Who was it?
(Chasing the criminal!)
I'm sorry!
Kyung-hoon no!
(A furious chase!)
(Chase over and got himself even more wet.)
(Happy after what he did.)
Soo-geun!
You have to be careful. He's crazy.
(Just wait!)
I saw their eyes.
They were waiting for the movie to start.
(That I admit.)
I saw water and I was like is this 3D?
(It's 4-D not 3-D...)
(They don't care, they're just happy.)
I was about to reach out for it!
(After all proposals are done.)
The winner is between,
Yeong-cheol and Soo-geun.
What about Sang-min's theater?
(Nuisance after a showing.)
I thought that would be highly rated.
I forgot about that!
But Yeong-cheol is a loner.
I may not be funny! I'm not a loner!
Stop! Some people might believe it!
They bring out my protective instincts.
I feel like I have to protect Soo-geun.
(Have to protect and support.)
Like I have to work to support him-
You're that kind of person?
I'm the most pitiful one here.
Sang-min is...
(Totally understandable...)
I think that'll be better for other girls.
Give your present to who you think won.
Let's hear what it is first.
My gift? It's a chicken!
(Newspaper chicken!)
Does the winner have to eat it?
(Huge portion!)
If you look inside,
there's sticky rice and jujube.
What are these?
Their stones to keep it warm.
Warm stones.
I prepared an Apple Watch too.
It's expensive right?
Yeong-cheol already gave me a watch.
Couples watch?
But since Yeong-cheol can buy it himself,
I'll give it to Soo-geun who can't.
No, I'm fine!
(A desperate plea.)
Thanks. It's warm!
Be careful! It's hot.
(Steaming like it was just cooked.)
(But in reality, just a newspaper.)
It might be really hot.
(Method acting.)
It's well cooked right?
(I got the drumstick.)
(All that's left is to eat...)
(Brainwashing himself that it's real.)
It's smoked chicken!
That's right.
Eat it!
(Finally, a huge bite!)
That looks so good!
(Reunited skit mates!)
It's delicious!
(With newspaper eating skit,)
(2nd period, Crafts, is finished.)
Let's go get married!
(3 NOs: no roots, no concept, no script.)
(100% ad-libbed skit.)
(7 husbands: Absurd Inside.)
(Tough life for ordinary people.)
(Is it a guilty pleasure?)
Do you know why my baby died?
Do you know why he died?
(Today's topic: Absurd Drama.)
(D.E.T.A.I.L)
(Drama set complete!)
(Rage filled actress ready to go.)
How do we do this?
When I'm inside, bring 3 creditors.
Kick the door open.
Honey!
Can I talk to you for a bit?
Okay.
You're first because you won last time.
Can you come here?
On my way!
I'm looking forward to how this will start.
I talk to you everyday.
We have more to talk about?
Did our door change?
(Nervous murmur.)
What's to talk about?
(Take this!)
(Water slap.)
(Welcome to World of Absurd.)
How could you?
Come here.
(Cheating husband and slap in the face.)
Who is it this time?
I met you!
We were together last night!
(No smile. Class of a great actress.)
We were together!
My friend sent me a text.
Why don't you just take me to a bath?
Just spray me with the shower!
I said my friend sent me a text.
What text?
(Reloading water.)
What are you doing with that?
I'm just thirsty. Who was it?
My friend saw you going into a hotel.
With another girl!
Me? Hotel?
She was 100% sure it was you.
Short and was wearing that pants!
(Evidence: Pants.)
This was your gift!
You said I looked good in it!
And no matter what I say!
You're going to spray me.
I'm not!
I told you I was thirsty!
Who's your friend?
Who are you talking about? Hye-kyung?
Soo-jung.
What's wrong with her?
She always does this to me.
Soo-jung told me.
And this is Hye-kyung!
(2nd water slap!)
Honey.
Why are you working out lately?
I heard you let her do laundry.
On your abs.
(Anxiety hits.)
Even I haven't seen your abs.
Where is it? Where's your abs!
(Blob.)
Where is it?
Lie down.
Is this how she did it?
Huh? Is it?
Or like this?
Honey!
I don't have abs!
Look at this!
How can you say that?
(O shaped belly.)
What work out?
You said you like me like this!
You signed up for a gym a month ago!
I saw you take diet pills.
(And now!)
Listen to me.
I'm back!
(Two people come together like destiny.)
(Encounter of a husband and a lover.)
Who are you?
(Textbook water slap.)
Who are you?
Get out of here!
Who are you?
What?
Honey, it's me!
I'm hungry where's the meal?
Is this Hye-kyung?
Stop talking nonsense!
Is it? Or is it not?
Because it's your birthday...
I even bought this seaweed for your soup!
How could you do this to me!
How could you do this?
Did you bring her here?
Did you?
(Seaweed slap.)
(Wrecked.)
(Immersed in this absurd scenario.)
Seaweed slap was spot on!
What are you doing? Let go!
Get your dirty hands off of me!
You're everything to me!
You're the only one in my life!
You're all I have!
How could you cheat on me?
How about our Si-hoo?
What?
Our Si-hoo!
Huh?
(Kang Ho-dong. Son: Kang Si-hoo.)
Our Si-hoo!
(Hidden(?) son emerges.)
Do I raise him on my own?
Go get rid of Kye-kyung.
Then I'll take you back.
Alright.
Get rid of her.
I'll go do that now.
Wait here.
(Still angry.)
Just Hye-kyung right?
Hyo-jin too.
Just Hye-kyung?
Hyo-jin too.
Who?
Hyo-jin.
(That name is familiar...?)
There's more than one isn't there?
Get rid of Hyo-jin?
Lee Hyo-jin?
(Spouse: Lee Hyo-Jin.)
Get rid of her?
Yes.
(Tough task.)
Is it me, Hye-kyung or Hyo-jin?
I'll go get rid of Hyo-jin first.
(Good bye, Hyo-jin.)
(Gives up.)
(Covered in sorrow.)
Why are you crying?
What's wrong?
(Jang-hoon consoles her.)
I can't forget it! It keeps coming back!
I can't forget about you and Hye-kyung!
(In trouble from the start.)
It keeps coming back!
(Violence is the answer!)
(Worse scuffle than his playing days.)
It's killing me inside!
(Ugh.)
What's wrong with you? Are you nuts?
Why do you have seaweed on your face?
(Cold.)
(Is...)
Hey!
(Is...she...)
(Is...she...dead?)
(Sudden death of loved ones.)
What?
Is she dead?
(Everyone's shocked at this abrupt turn.)
(Doesn't know what to do.)
What's going on?
Who are you!
Who are you! Who are you?
Who are you?
(Loss of memory.)
I'm sorry.
But can you tell me what's going on?
Who are you?
You're my wife!
Why are you doing this?
Where am I? Who are you?
So-min.
You're my wife!
I'm your wife?
(Can't remember.)
Come here lady.
(Lady!)
I think you lost your memories.
Don't you remember us being married?
Nope.
Really?
Yes.
I need to call the cops.
(Very confused.)
There's a stranger here. What do I do?
Wait.
Oh my god!
Excuse me!
He's really tall! Really tall!
(Calling the cops.)
(Can't take this anymore.)
She called the cops?
He left. Thank you.
(The wife if finally settled down.)
(Taking a stroll.) Honey.
(Peekaboo!)
Who are you?
What are you talking about?
I just got here after work.
(Still doesn't recognize.)
I'm hungry.
(Tries slow approach.)
Are you my husband?
(Ironclad defense.)
What's wrong? Come here.
Wait! I remember,
my husband has a spot on his butt.
(Spot on my butt?)
Honey!
I do have a spot on my butt!
Wait!
(Stripped.)
Wa-wait!
You know I have a spot there!
(He probably liked it...!)
My husband has a spot on his butt!
I don't know who you are!
(Have to check for the spot.)
Here. Let me show you.
(Sexual switch ON.)
Here, look.
(Ready to pull it down.)
So-min!
I have to show you that spot right?
All you have to do is show me the spot!
You don't have to take it all down!
Because my butt is down here. Not up here.
You could've done it this way.
I'm just trying to take off my pants.
I'm calling the cops if there's no spot.
Fine.
Where?
(JTBC abides by all parental guidelines.)
Is there a spot or not?
Oh my gosh!
There's something he always did.
When I was sad.
What did I do?
Something very...
Funny!
It was funny and...
Something like this?
I think it was something like that!
Do you remember?
You used to crack up when I did this!
I think it was more like...
(Please go away...)
Please go away!
Right?
My husband!
That's right!
(Dramatic finish to this husband mystery.)
That's ridiculous!
(Ladies at the hair salon love it.)
Kyung-hoon.
Yes?
(Careful.)
There's something I didn't tell you.
Didn't you know?
How would I? You didn't say anything.
That your mother and I look very similar?
My mom?
And you?
Now that I think about it!
We're related!
(Always fall in love with your relatives.)
You're my sister?
We can never be together.
I look like my dad.
Remember when you said?
The underwear you made doesn't fit.
Even the ones you bought doesn't
I look like my dad! Not my mom!
I want a divorce.
(Masterpiece of bad acting.)
Kyung-hoon!
(Confused.)
(Great timing by mother-in-law.)
Mother.
I told him everything.
That we're brothers and sisters.
She says we're related.
You told him?
I did!
Mom is that true?
(Dribble.)
Mom!
(Holding back laughter.)
I did!
I told him!
(Masterpiece response by terrible actor.)
How could this happen!
You're the mother, how could you not know?
(2nd dribble.)
Right? Mom!
(About to crack up.)
You know right? You're our mother!
(Plodding.)
What are we going to do about this?
What's wrong?
Why are you doing that?
What's wrong?
I'm a baby!
(Possessed!)
(What?)
(Possessed character.)
I want a piggyback!
What? Piggyback?
I have a bad back.
Piggyback!
Mom, can you?
(When things get tough, call your mom.)
(Slap!)
Ouch!
(Unnatural death.)
Mom died!
Mom!
(Supporting members' mysterious deaths.)
Mom!
Kyung-hoon! Come here.
Come here.
Mom just died!
But your father's right here.
What nonsense is that?
Mom died!
Say hello. He's your father.
(Amidst this chaos...)
(Ran out of ad-libs. Soul escaping.)
(Kyung-hoon escapes with his dad.)
(Next up is Yeong-cheol!)
(Entrance full of dignity.)
(Keeing his concept as a tough guy.)
Hi, Yeong-cheol!
So-min just stepped out.
Really?
(Exits like a boss!)
Yeong-cheol.
Yes?
Yeong-cheol.
Yes?
Do you want to dance with me?
You're So-min right?
So-min stepped out for a bit.
Who are you?
Her friend, Soo-jung.
That's right! Soo-jung.
(Smile.)
(Immediate dancing.)
Long time no see.
I know right?
You really look like So-min.
-You know I've always liked you right? -Of course.
Yeong-cheol!
I love you!
(Tough love...)
How could you!
You can't stop can you!
(Spot removed.)
You didn't recognize me because of this?
You thought I was Soo-jung right?
(Tricked...)
You thought I was Soo-jung?
(Put a spot and morph into a new person.)
Look.
A good person is a good looking person.
Annoying person is a bad looking person.
Look at you!
You just crossed a line!
What did you say?
I said annoying! Annoying!
Annoying?
That's right!
Annoying!
Is that what you say to your husband?
Is it?
(Exerting force!)
Answer me!
Did you just hit me?
That's right!
You just hit me right?
(Cucumber rebellion.)
So you hit me huh?
(Item equipped.)
Did you just hit me?
(Do you want a taste of a green onion?)
Why are you so stubborn!
Put your hands up.
Hands up!
All the way up!
(Kim Yeong-cheol 43 years old.)
(Punished man.)
I found this in the drain.
That's not mine.
Who's hair is this? Is it mine?
It's Hye-kyung's hair!
(Murmur)
It's not my hair.
It's hye-kyung's hair.
(Sad...)
(Tears...)
(Ladies at the salon thinking,)
(Please not my husband.)
How could you?
(-Obsequious. -Desperate.)
(Metal item equipped.)
I'm leaving.
Is that what you want?
Please don't.
I'm leaving! I can't live with you anymore.
Then what?
I can't live with you!
(Hit by a pot!)
You leave! Get out now!
Out!
I said get out!
Here, take your hair.
Get out!
I won't take this anymore!
Fine! I want a divorce too!
I said out!
I can't live with you either!
Get out now!
(Green onion to finish off.)
What is going on?
I lost everything.
What is this?
(What kind of drama is this?)
Seriously what is this?
Is there one like this in our country?
(My stomach...)
Stop it already.
How much was your debt?
Still lots. I'm trying.
I know Hye-kyung paid it off.
Honey...
Is money that important?
Come to your senses.
Do you love money that much?
Hye-kyung!
Come to your senses!
So-min died 5 years ago!
(Legendary plot twist.)
Because of me!
She killed herself because of me!
Why do you feel guilty?
(Great actor dominated real actress.)
Hye-kyung!
(Retch.)
What's wrong?
What is it?
Hye-kyung, what's wrong?
Hye-kyung!
Blood!
Sang-min!
(Look!)
What's this?
(Blood.)
Blood?
(Heroine contracts unknown disease.)
My nose is bleeding!
Nose bleed!
Here Hye-kyung...
What's this!
I keep bleeding!
(Totally helpless.)
What's wrong with me?
It won't stop bleeding!
Am I gonna die?
(Someone help me...)
Honey,
I told you...
We can't be together!
You're my brother!
Look at these spots!
We're brothers and sisters.
I told you.
Look. Can you see? This is the evidence!
How long do I have to live like this!
Is this living?
Wait.
(Put the water down.)
I want to drink.
Wait!
Let me go! I want to drink!
I saw everything. Wait!
Let me pour it.
Don't drink anymore.
You just coughed up blood!
Throw away the first shot.
(Drinking etiquette.)
(Shot full of cap.)
(Down it!)
Let's drink until we die.
Drink until the end!
(Depressed couple.)
Sorry I'm late, madam.
I'm the new maid.
Who are you?
You're so cute!
Calm down.
(Bad drinking habits.)
You're so cute!
(Found something!)
Sang-min! She has two spots!
Sang-min!
My lost children have spots there too.
Oh my god!
(Lost relatives' coincidental encounter.)
My lost son?
Admit it.
There's nothing we can do.
Mom.
(Family together in one spot.)
How could you!
(Rage.)
You bastard!
(Accordian playing!)
(Street musician, Soo-guen.)
(Getting more absurd by the minute!)
Soo-geun!
What are you doing here?
I'm going to the hospital.
Wait! I have something to tell you!
To tell you the truth...
I love your friend, Soo-geun.
I love Soo-geun.
Me?
(Wife who loved her husband's friend.)
Every time you left me alone,
he played his music for me.
That's why I choose him.
It's my fault. I chose his heart.
I trusted you.
Didn't I?
Sorry...
It's my fault.
Sang-min!
I actually came so you guys make up.
We can be honest now, Soo-geun.
We started this.
That's right!
What!
I can't love So-min?
How could you?
Of course I can!
I've always loved her!
She's married to me!
And I always hated that!
What can you do for her?
What did you do for her?
I gave her 90% of what I have.
(Laugh alert!)
When you were bankrupt,
do you know what she did?
I gave her 90% of my debt!
I don't believe this.
(Sudden melody full of sorrow...)
(Street musician, Jeon So-min.)
(Laughter alert.)
Wake up.
You don't deserve So-min!
(As emotions flare, so does her mouth music.)
Fine. Then you be responsible.
You take care of her craziness.
Nothing's wrong with her.
You don't know her yet.
She's totally crazy!
Get it?
It's because of you!
She's nuts!
Shut up!
Soo-geun!
Soooorrryyyyy
(Instantly melted by her charms.)
(All that's left is happiness?)
I have to go back.
Where?
To my world.
You said you'll always be with me!
Don't go.
I must go back.
To Hye-kyung?
If you think of me...
Rub this bottle.
I'm...
Genie from the bottle.
Bye.
Do you show when I rub it?
I do. I must go.
(Crumpled, wrinkled.)
(Lee Soo-geun. Disney movie mania.)
If you miss me,
come look for me.
Why can't you go in?
I will.
(Should I try...?)
You can't go in!
You can never get out!
Soo-geun!
What are you doing?
What are you doing!
(What is she doing?)
Soo-geun!
Ouch!
(Undisputed assault scene...!)
What are you doing!
(Lover's endless assault!)
I'm sorry!
(Husband sees the scene...)
(It was too late...)
Soo-min!
Wake up!
(With music full of sorrow.)
(With music full of sorrow, she perished.)
(Last rule of absurd dramas.)
(It's absurd but fun!)
(One person audience watching again.)
(Who's last?)
I'm sorry but, aren't you Hye-kyung?
(Skit legend!)
Who are the two?
Me?
(Jang-hoon chosen!)
And?
Me?
Yes.
(Ho-dong chosen!)
We survived!
(Battle for last: Ho-dong vs. Jang-hoon.)
One!
Two!
Three!
(Who.)
(Will.)
(Be soaked?)
(Last place. Jang-hoon!)
(Contrasting emotions.)
No plot twists huh?
(It went into my nose.)
(Absurd Inside finished!)
I have to go now!
(Doesn't want to say bye.)
I'm...
Not Jeon No-min!
Not Jung So-min!
Not Jeon So-mi!
Who?
Jeon So-min!
I'm So-min!
Bye!
(See you again!)
Wasn't there one more?
Nope.
Tell Irene to come!
(Where there's hope, there's a way!)
(Jang-hoon's dream, Irene!)
Today's shoot is ruined!
She's as bad as Yeong-cheol!
(Jong-hyun, makes a decisive move!)
Why are you yelling!
(Original singer's sweet voice!)
(Sorry but, can we edit this out?)
Why do you go clubbing?
For music.
He was a man!
(Did you think I was a girl?)
(Cold.)
(Ice princess appears!)
Do you know what happened to Sang-min?
No.
No money...
No mother!
(Straight talk queen.)
(Finally met their match!)
I sincerely apologize!
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